I don’t have a green thumb. At all. Honestly, I usually turn plants into botanical ghost stories within a few months. My gardening skills are so bad, plants see me coming and start writing their wills. If I were a superhero, my power would be instant plant annihilation. Seriously, even cacti aren’t safe around me! I once watered a fake succulent for a few years before my friend pulled it out of its “vase” and showed me it was plastic. So there’s that.
Given my tragic history with plants, I’ve resorted to using ChatGPT-4 to take pictures of my plants and assist me. Surprisingly, it’s been a lifesaver! Let me share some of my recent adventures in plant parenthood.
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Prompt: create me an image off of this paragraph. “Here’s the image reflecting your humorous gardening adventures.”
The Aloe Plant
One day, I snapped a photo of my sad, droopy aloe plant and asked ChatGPT-4 for a diagnosis. It took one look at the picture and, like a plant whisperer, told me to move it out of direct sunlight and only water it when the soil is drier than my sense of humor on Monday mornings. Who knew ChatGPT-4 could double as a plant doctor? It’s like having a horticultural hotline at my fingertips!
ChatGPT Image Generator By NAIF J ALOTAIBI
Prompt: create me an image off of this paragraph. “Here’s the image of the sad, droopy aloe plant reflecting the humorous scenario.”
The Cute Plant from Meijer
I recently bought an adorable plant from Meijer, only to realize I had zero clue how to keep it alive. Enter ChatGPT-4, my plant savior. I sent a photo, and it replied, “Congratulations! You’ve got yourself a lovely String of Turtles, scientifically known as Peperomia prostrata. It’s like having a bunch of tiny turtles hanging out in your pot! This little guy is a semi-succulent, so it loves a bit of humidity and moderate indirect light. Just think of it as a houseguest who likes their room cozy but not too wet. Let the soil dry out between waterings, and you’ll have a happy, trailing turtle plant. Now you’re practically a plant parent pro!”
I couldn’t help but chuckle at ChatGPT-4’s plant diagnosis. Here I was, fumbling my way through plant care, and it turns out my adorable new plant is a tiny turtle impersonator that likes to stay cozy but not too wet. Who knew I’d be hosting a semi-succulent with a flair for the dramatic? Now, thanks to ChatGPT-4, I’m practically a plant parent pro, ready to keep this turtle-loving diva happy with just the right amount of pampering. Move over, Dr. Dolittle, there’s a new plant whisperer in town!
The ZZ Plant from Savannah
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Prompt: What type of plant is this and how do I best care for it? How often do I water it? How big does it get?
A co-volunteer at church also gave me a plant, and all she said was, “It’s a ZZ plant.” Like I know what that is! I don’t think she realized the depth of my lack of knowledge. So, I went to the PlantyGPT on ChatGPT-4 and got all the info I needed. Here’s what it said:
“You’ve got a lovely ZZ plant (Zamioculcas zamiifolia) there! Specifically, it looks like a “Raven” ZZ plant, known for its striking dark folia
Care Tips:
- Light: ZZ plants are quite versatile with light conditions. They thrive in bright, indirect light but can also tolerate low light. Avoid direct sunlight, as it can scorch the leaves.
- Water: ZZ plants prefer to dry out between waterings. Water thoroughly when the top 1-2 inches of soil feel dry to the touch. In general, watering every 2-3 weeks should be sufficient, but adjust based on your plant’s specific environment and the season. Be careful not to overwater, as ZZ plants are prone to root rot.
- Soil: Use a well-draining potting mix. A mix designed for succulents or cacti works well.
- Humidity: ZZ plants do well in average household humidity. If the air is particularly dry, occasional misting can help.
- Temperature: They prefer temperatures between 60-75°F (16-24°C) but can tolerate a range of conditions.
- Size: ZZ plants can grow up to 2-3 feet (60-90 cm) tall indoors. They are slow growers, so it will take some time to reach their full height
Overall, ZZ plants are low-maintenance and make a great addition to any indoor garden. Happy planting!
Wow, thanks, PlantyGPT! You’ve just saved my ZZ plant from a life of uncertainty and probable doom. Now I know my “Raven” ZZ plant is basically the Batman of houseplants with its striking dark foliage and low-maintenance needs. No thanks on the humidity advice, though, my house is more like an arctic tundra (just ask The Husband). Thanks for turning me into a confident plant parent – maybe with your advice, this ZZ plant can be in good hands!
Memories with Grandma
Prompt: What kind of tree is this? (talk to text, of course, so Grandma could hear me)
ChatGPT-4 Prompt: “The tree in the image appears to be a Black Walnut (Juglans nigra). This is suggested by the distinctive leaves and the hanging catkins visible in the picture. Black Walnut trees are known for their compound leaves with multiple leaflets and the long, slender catkins that appear in the spring. They are commonly found in North America and are often recognizable by their large, spreading canopy.”
Last but not least, in the forefront of my memory is this past Memorial Day weekend, when I had a fun experience with Grandma Shangle in the cemetery. She pointed to a tree and asked, “What kind of tree do you think that is?” I took out my phone, opened the ChatGPT app, and switched to PlantyGPT. After snapping a picture of the tree, it instantly identified it for me. Grandma stood in awe and simply said, “Wow.” It was a magical moment, seeing her amazement at modern technology’s ability to provide instant answers.
Chat GPT Image Generator By NAIF J ALOTAIBI
PROMPT: Ccreate me an image off of this story without using people. “Here’s the image of the peaceful cemetery with the prominent Black Walnut tree.”
Thanks to ChatGPT-4, my plant-killing days might just be behind me. It’s been incredibly helpful to have instant, accurate advice tailored to each of my plants. I never thought I’d be able to keep anything green alive, but now I’m starting to see some success. ChatGPT-4 has proven to be an invaluable tool.
Not only has it taken the guesswork out of plant care, but it’s also given me the confidence to expand my indoor garden. With each new plant, I feel a little more capable and a lot less like a plant assassin. Here’s to hoping my plants continue to thrive under my newfound guidance! So, if you’re like me and struggle to keep your plants alive, consider giving ChatGPT-4 a try. It might just turn your brown thumb green. 🌿
Photos featured in this post were created by ChatGPT and the image generator By NAIF J ALOTAIBI GPT, “a GPT specialized in generating and refining images with a mix of professional and friendly tone.“
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